USA! USA!

Joey Chestnut defeated Takeru Kobayashi in their Labor Day, hot dog eating showdown.

It wasn’t close. Final score, 83-66.

Even the ASPCA won’t put that many dogs down in 10 minutes.

The 83 franks wasn’t the only record set over the holiday weekend.

Angel Reese set a new WNBA rebound record. The 418 is still well short of J. Lo’s 528 rebounds.

The Nats visit the Fish.

Miami’s Max Meyer is 0-2 in his past three starts, allowing 10 runs (and 9 walks) over 15 innings.

Patrick Corbin is 4-12 but has won two in a row, giving up one run over 12 innings.

Play $50 on the Nats (+100, BetMGM).

This one was over before you could say “ketchup or mustard?”

Willy Adames hit a three-run homer in the opening frame off Andre Pallante and the Brewers went on to deck the Cards, 9-3.

The tater sent me outside to clean the grill.

Returned in time to watch Jackson Chourio’s grand salami.

Down -363 shishkabobs.