The new cast of “Dancing With the Stars” has been revealed.

Among the stars who will be competing for the Mirror Ball Trophy: Jen Affleck, Hilaria Baldwin, Jordan Chiles, Dylan Efron, Corey Feldman, Danielle Fishel, and Andy “Twinkle Toes” Richter.

Yes, a real who’s who. We haven’t seen a lineup that strong since the 1962 Mets.

Failing to make the cut once again: Dr. Anthony Fauci, Dirk Nowitzki, Elon Musk, Hunter Biden, Barron Trump, James Carville, Greg Gutfeld, Nancy Pelosi, Eddie Vedder, and Bartolo Colon.

“We all know Chicago is a hellhole.” Not so, Mr. President.

The Cubs have done well. But Javier Assad (nine runs, 22 hits, 20 innings) hasn’t.

Neither has the Nats’ Jake Irvin, who has lost three in a row and has been duller than the new cast of “DWTS.”

We will still back the road dog Nats for $50 (+192, Caesars Sportsbook).

Ryan McMahon and Trent Grisham homered.

Carlos Rodón won his fifth straight game.

The Yanks flew past the Astros, 8-4. Winner.

Down -761 sparkylyles.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.