After claiming his administration would never add another foot to the border wall, President Joe Biden, after a meeting with Joe “Flip-Flop” Namath, has OK’d 20 miles worth.

The 19th annual Joey Doyle Football Sunday is being held at Daddy O’s BBQ & Sports Bar on Staten Island this weekend.

Joey was lost on 9/11, and his family and friends continue to keep his vibrant spirit, and love of football, alive. Good people. Good food. Good cause.

Word has it that Daddy O’s is working feverishly on the Evan Neal burger.

However, the strategically placed french fries can’t seem to block the ranch dressing from running through it untouched.

The Division Series start Saturday.

Because we did so well in the wild-card round, we will once again (out of sheer desperation) play $100 on the Orioles, Astros, Dodgers and — what? — Phillies.

Daily doings Friday.

Wild-card jokers left us at -1,577 raynitschkes.