“Dear Mr. Stitches. What is a ‘hushpuppy?’ Is it equivalent to a U.S. dollar, or is it one of many cryptocurrencies? If the latter is the case, it makes it difficult to assess your performance. Maybe that’s your objective! Keep up the great humor and the terrible prognostication.” — Martin “P-man” Hack

Hey, we were down 1,040 pacmans, Mr. Hack.

The long road to recovery has begun.

Will we win all of our money back? Will Volodymyr Zelensky wear black when he visits the White House?

The Yankees won twice for us this week. Is a three-peat possible?

Has Mrs. Stitches watched every episode of “The Gilded Age” at least twice?

Carlos Rodón one-hit the Twins in his last start.

Tampa Bay’s Shane Baz is 0-6 in his past eight starts.

Let’s go $50 on the Yankees (-125, bet365).

Our winning streak is at five!

Paul Skenes left the game tied at 2-2.

The first-place Blue Jays made three errors and the last-place Pirates pounced and bounced the Blue Birds, 5-2. Winner!

Down -740 billmadlocks.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.