Location. Location. Location.

Elon Musk opened a Tesla Diner. In Hollywood. Robots take the orders and serve the food.

One week in, anti-Musk protestors assembled, holding signs that read “Nazi Billionaire” and “Boycott Tesla” before going in for dinner.

No truth to the rumor that the robot waiters are being programmed to spit in the food.

Playing tag team with the locals has worked well. Took the Yankees on Tuesday.

The Mets are in crime-free D.C. on Wednesday.

Kodai Senga has allowed three runs in his past 10 innings but went 0-1 in those two games.

That’s a crime.

Fact is Kodai hasn’t won since June 12 against (wait for it) the Nationals. Senga one-hit the Nats for 5 ²/₃.

Washington’s Brad Lord has made five starts since joining the rotation, giving up eight runs over 26 innings.

Play $50 on the Mets.

Forget Musk’s robots.

We’ve been spitting out winners. Six straight.

Yanks ripped the cover off the ball. They hit nine homers and routed the Rays 13-3.

Down -690 homersimpsons.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.