“Stitch, I had Fredo too! Along with a 1,000 other guys, for five bucks.”

— James Heimbuch

Next time, James. I hear Hyman Roth is gonna ride him.

“Stitches. Oh the humanities! We’re out. Was hoping to go back to Ireland. Now we’re lucky if we can afford a Guinness at our local Irish pub. Still your best friend.”

— Kathleen McCrohan, Clifton, N.J.

It ain’t over till it’s over.

The Mets are going to win for this mutt on Saturday.

David Peterson has allowed just three runs in his past 13 ²/₃ innings and is 5-1 at home.

The Marlins are in.

Edward Cabrera one-hit the Bravos for seven innings, but gave up nine runs and 18 hits in his previous 9 ²/₃ innings.

Play $50 on the Mets.

We gave Biebs a chance. He pitched well.

But Freddy Peralta did what he does (a one-hitter), Shane Bieber gave way and the Brews slayed the Jays 7-2.

Down -816 joecarters.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.