Here’s to the winners!

Congratulations to the White Sox for snapping their losing skid and to Moldova for winning not one, but two bronze medals. 

I told you to keep your mouth shut! Multiple athletes have fallen ill after swimming in the Seine River.

Apparently there’s a lot of sewage and animal feces as well. Good news is that the condition of the water has been upgraded to “chunky.” 

The Mets are in Colorado, where they can shower in rocky mountain spring water.

David Peterson has lost just once in 11 starts and is 3-0 on the road.

The Rockies’ Austin Gomber picked up his third win from 21 starts, limiting the Padres to two runs over seven strong innings.

We will take the Mets for $50 (-154, FanDuel). 

Sending Andrew Abbott a gift.

Swimming lessons on the Seine.

Abbott gave up 5 runs in the 1st inning and the Fish held off the Reds, 6-4.

Downs -753 sparkyandersons.