Martha Stewart will grace the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

At 81, Stewart will be SI’s oldest cover model.

Joe from Brooklyn: “Did the advertising execs who we fired at Bud Light get jobs at SI?” 

The Mutts were embarrassed by the lowly Nats on Monday.

Now, they host the best team in baseball. The Rays move over to Queens after going 2-2 in Da Bronx.

Tampa’s Jalen Beeks has appeared in 15 games but has made only three starts.

Beeks has allowed 12 runs in 20 innings. At 40, Justin Verlander (half Stewart’s age and married to a slightly younger SI cover model) has made two starts since returning to the rotation.

He’s given up three runs in 12 innings. Figure this to be a bullpen game for the Rays while the Mets hope to give their bullpen the night off. Play $50 on the Mets (-155, Caesars).

A close one at Fenway. Seattle marinated the Dead Sox, 10-1. Tanner Houck hooked after five flat innings. Cal Raleigh homered twice. Down -752 conigliaros.