“An old broken down pile of crap!”

Whoa!

Not sure who Donald Trump was talking about, but I’m assuming it is the Mets bullpen.

Edwin “Sticky Fingers” Diaz rejoins the Mets on Saturday in Pittsburgh.

David Peterson hasn’t lost a game through six starts and has allowed just five runs in his past 16 ²/₃ innings.

The Pirates’ Bailey Falter gave up four runs in four frames but rebounded by two-hitting Hotlanta in his next start.

Hoping Peterson goes deep, gives the “pile of crap” a breather and Diaz can get a three-and-out save.

Play $50 on the Mets.

Cubs Win! Cubs Win! Stitches Wins!

Joy in Wrigleyville after Justin “The Animal” Steele picked up his elusive first win of the year and his first-ever complete game.

Steele tossed a two-hitter, Seiya Suzuki said “Seeya” to a Griffin Canning meatball and the Cubbies clubbed the Halos, 5-1.

Fly the W!

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