Long-range prediction. 2025 Emmys.

“And the winner for best comedy goes to … CNN’s Presidential Debate!”

No show can come close.

From Donald Trump’s “I didn’t have sex with a porn star” to Joe Biden’s show stopper, “All the things … with the COVID … excuse me … dealing with … uhh … [wait for it] … we finally beat Medicare!” to Trump’s “I don’t know what he said.”

And Jill Biden wrapping it all in a bow with, “Joe, you did a great job. You answered every question!”

No show can come close.

When Shohei Ohtani asked his interpreter what Biden said he just shrugged.

Odds update after President Biden’s word salad.

Donald Trump is 6-5, Joe Biden is 2-1, Gavin Newsom is 4-1, Kamala Harris is 5-1, Robert Kennedy Jr. is 8-1 and Mets manager Carlos Mendoza is 10-1.

Quick pick: Mets at Nats.

$50 on David Peterson and the resurgent Amazin’s (-108, FanDuel).

We’re doing a great job too, Jill Biden.

Ranger Suarez let the Fish build a 6-2 lead.

The Phillies came back.

Trea Turner’s hit off Anthony Bender, the eventual game-winner. Final 7-6.

We need to go on a bender.

Down -895 bowas.