The city of Los Angeles officially made Friday, May 17, “Shohei Ohtani Day.”

Not exactly sure what Ohtani did to receive the key to the city, but we now know what Sean “Diddy” Combs did before Mayor Adams gave him his key.

All fans attending last night’s Dodgers game received a free English to Japanese handbook, recommended by four out of five interpreters surveyed, and a $50 betting voucher. …

Preakness day at Pimlico. This crab cake is picking Tuscan Gold.

The Marlins’ Braxton Garrett was recalled from the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp and came up small.

We will play $50 on the Mets and Luis Severino.

Handcuffed.

No, not Scottie Scheffler. The Cubs.

The Pirates’ Paul Skenes threw a six-inning no-no at Wrigley and the Bucs clubbed the Cubs, 9-3.

Jared Triolo and the ageless Andrew McCutchen homered for Pittsburgh.

Loss has us at -720 shoemakers.