“When The Post does the Mets Mount Rushmore 20 years from now, no one on the roster will be on display.” — Joe from Brooklyn 

“The only issue discussed at that Mets players only meeting was pepperoni or anchovy.” — Stan from Astoria 

And from Stitches Secretary of Comedy Don Reed: “The Mets are now officially sellers” and “Soto going to the Mets has fatally weakened both teams” and “Imagine the nice bullpen they could have bought for $765,000,000” and, finally, “The Mets have gotten so bad, not even [Shohei] Ohtani will bet on them.” 

The Mutts return home after their pitiful performance in Pittsburgh.

The Brewers’ Freddy Peralta has won three in a row but has allowed six runs in his past 10 innings.

Clay Holmes has given up six runs over his past 20 ²/₃ innings, but has issued 10 walks in his past 9 ²/₃.

Both pitchers are 8-4.

Play $50 on the Mets. 

Yanks had a rough June as well.

Mark Leiter Jr. gave up three runs, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. knocked in three runs. Jays 5, Yanks 4.

Down -339 Stottlemyres.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.