Taking our talents (and our debt) to South Beach.

Exciting times in Miami, where the Heat and Panthers are making deep runs in the NBA and NHL playoffs. And get this, the Marlins are playing .500 ball.

Miami hosts the Reds this weekend, and Sandy Alcantara throws for the Fish.

Alcantara won 14 games last year, but has just one victory through seven starts this season.

He deserved a W in his last game, but was tagged with a no-decision after limiting the Cubs to two runs in 8 ¹/₃ long innings.

Cincinnati’s Nick Lodolo has fanned 47 batters in 34 innings, but has been a little too generous, allowing 20 runs in his last 17 innings.

Taking Sandy and the Fish for $50.

Rocky Mountain high!

Alec Bohm and Kyle Schwarber homered, Bryce Harper added two RBIs, and the Phillies knocked out the Rockies, 6-3.

The victory shaves our losses to -552 johndenvers.