Junk. Miami’s Jordan Junk has allowed seven runs in his past 9 ²/₃ innings.

More Junk.

The Reds’ Brady Singer has given up six runs in his past eight innings.

Got Junk? No. $50 on the Reds (-135, BetMGM).

“1,000,000 to 1. Those are the odds against any sports fan ever calling the ‘Got a gambling problem’ hotline at the end of every betting ad.” — Rich Siegelman

Those operators are going to be working overtime if fans are taking this handicapper’s advice.

Sharks were spotted off Rockaway Beach.

We stayed home but still got bit twice. Took the Twins.

Harrison Bader hit a two-run homer to tie the game. Did the Twins go on to win?

Did Jordon Hudson fall for Bill Belichick because of his fashion statements? Tampa won 7-5.

Did the Pirates win our money back? Is Beyonce a country singer?

Paul Skenes was good, but so was Seattle’s George Kirby. Skenes left after 78 pitches and Randy Arozarena homered shortly after.

Mariners won 1-0. Worst day of the season. Down -373 kenttekulves.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.