“Hey Stitch, here comes Baeza now. Don’t quit your day job. And if that’s picking baseball, quit while you’re behind. Still love you!” — Winless in Secaucus

Worst part? My Belmont pick Baeza and another horse, Rodriguez, were detained by ICE while they were heading back to the barn.

In other weekend news … a judge, no, not in a white towel but fully clothed, threatened to “kick” Sean “Diddy” Combs out of court.

And in a match that took almost as long the Harvey Weinstein trail, Carlos Alcaraz defeated Jannik Sinner in the French Open final.

Go Fish! Eury Pérez makes his first start since 2023 in Pittsburgh.

‘Pérez, the 27,653rd pitcher to have Tommy John surgery, rehabbed with the Jupiter Hammerheads and Jumbo Shrimp.

This hammerhead will play $50 on Miami (+100, FanDuel).

Twins win! The Jays’ Bowden Francis walked more people (five) than a crossing guard.

Gave up four runs over 3 ¹/₃ innings, including back-to-back homers, and the Twins beat the Jays 6-3.

Winner. Down -302 bjornborgs.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.