That’s one for Kamala.

Or is it a million?

Taylor Swift has spoken, so who won the debate?

This Trump gem did.

Roll it.

“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs, the migrants that came in, they’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there. That’s what’s happening to our country and it’s a shame.” ABC’s David Muir quickly extinguished the fire with “there have been no credible reports” to support that.

This just in.

Taylor Swift’s dog is missing.

Marlins at Nats.

Miami’s Darren McCaughan had allowed 14 runs in 18 innings.

Mitchell Parker throws for the home team.

$50 on the Nats.

This just in.

David Muir’s cat is missing.

The worst team in baseball put up a good fight but the Chisox lost to the Guardians.

Final 6-4.

Attendance was officially 11,000 but it was more like 111.

There were more dogs eaten in Springfield than there were at the ballpark.

This dog is down -428 comiskys.