Breaking news! Stitches bench coach Don Reed reports, “Mets owner Steve Cohen has just made a deal with the Marlins owner.

“The Mets get the Marlins W-L record as it stands today, and the Marlins’ owner gets 51 percent of the stock/control of Chase Manhattan.”

The Fish, at 41-31, are well clear of the underachieving Mutts, who are 33-38. The Blue Jays are in Miami.

Toronto’s Jose Berrios has been berry, berry good.

Berrios has limited opponents to four runs over his last 32 innings, going 4-0 over the five-game span.

The Marlins’ Bryan Hoeing has appeared in 16 games but will be making only his third spot start.

Hoeing has been effective in small doses.

The Marlins’ bullpen may be busy. Play $50 on the Blue Jays (-152, BetRivers).

Nuns and Runs.

The Dodgers have been outscored, 29-8, since the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence jinxed them on Pride Night.

They lost, 7-3, to the Giants.

Tony Gonsolin hasn’t had a case of the runs that bad since his last visit to White Castle.

Down -937 Lasordas.