Quote of the day comes from 87-year-old Woody Allen discussing the infamous Women’s World Cup celebratory kiss.

Major Woody: “He didn’t kiss her in a dark alley. He wasn’t raping her. It isn’t like he murdered someone. It wasn’t like he burned down a school.”

Spanish football president Luis Rubiales may still lose his job.

Nice job by White House staffers heading off a similar situation.

President Biden had zero chance of going into celebratory mode.

The WNBA champion Vegas Aces visited while Biden was away. 

Quick pick.

The Mariners’ Logan Gilbert hasn’t lost since June and has allowed four runs over his last 20 innings.

The Reds’ Lyon Richardson has given up nine runs over 12.

Play $50 on the Mariners (-165, BetMGM). 

Good game. Until the eighth inning. With the game tied at 3-3 the Guardians called on Trevor Stephan.

Bad call. Stephan left with the Twins in charge, 8-3.

Christian Vazquez went deep for the Twinkies.

Loss takes us to -1,069 chiefwahoos.