They got picked up in a Quicker-Picker-Upper heist.
A pair of knife-wielding bandits ripped off an obscene amount of Bounty paper towels from an Upper East Side CVS on Tuesday — but didn’t get far before their paper-thin scheme went down the tubes.
The duo ambled into the drug store on Lexington Avenue near East 87th Street around 10:20 a.m. and pulled 20 packs of the name-brand paper products worth more than $200 off the shelves, cops said.
When a 20-year-old male worker demanded that they leave the store, one of them threatened him with a knife, police said.
They then fled the store with the bulky towel packs — worth $227 in total — heading toward the No. 6 train station, authorities said.
The NYPD had not officially confirmed any arrests by the afternoon — but photos taken by a Post photographer show police restraining a man, with several packs of stolen Bounty paper towels at his side.