If you were to calculate the cocktail of caustic fury properly, and precisely, it would probably look something like this: 

Then add in some ghost peppers, maybe a quart of Tabasco sauce and maybe a rusty nail. 

That fairly approximates the greeting Juan Soto received at Yankee Stadium on May 16, 17 and 18, the last time the Mets and Yankees gathered to contest a Subway Series. There were 143,238 people who squeezed their way through the turnstiles in The Bronx that weekend; let’s say 30,000 of them were Mets fans. 

That still leaves 113,238 Yankees fans who’d waited since December to welcome Soto back to the Stadium in the most wholly appropriate manner possible: