


Donald Trump has been appointed Time magazine’s Person of the Year once again, but Jimmy Kimmel lamented one unfortunate aspect of that news.
During his opening monologue on Live, Kimmel joked that Trump won’t have anyone to enjoy the honor of being Time’s Person of the Year.
“Sadly, there’s no one left to roll it up and spank him with it,” Kimmel joked. “Maybe Elon [Musk] will do it for him. I don’t know.”
Kimmel is referring to one sordid detail that came up during an investigation into Trump’s alleged sexual relationship with former adult film actress Stormy Daniels. According to a report from Mother Jones, a political adviser working with Daniels wrote in a 2009 email that Daniels said Trump “made her sit with him for three hours watching Shark Week. Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”
Who says romance is dead?
Kimmel has been poking fun at Trump and Musk’s budding relationship for months now as the tech billionaire established himself as one of Trump’s biggest donors and confidantes during his campaign’s final days.
In fact, it began to feel like Musk was spotted with Trump more often than First Lady Melania Trump was.
Kimmel joked on a previous episode of Live that Musk is becoming so involved in Donald’s life, he’s “picking out outfits for Trump to wear, he’s been applying his bronzing cream for his face.”
“Cute couple,” he joked.
He then added that Melania should “look out” for Donald’s new companion.
“Trump’s got a new squeeze named Elonia Musk,” he joked.
But the pair haven’t always gotten along. Kimmel has called them out several times on the show for openly criticizing each other on social media, despite buddying up in the last year.
“And now they’re really good pals!” Kimmel said. “Isn’t that something?”
Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs on weeknights at 11:35/10:35c on ABC.