


Sleep tight, but don’t let the bawdy bedlam keep you up at night.
A very annoyed woman by the name of Ali was compelled to plead with her neighbors to get them to move their bed due to their loud sexual escapades.
The Yukon, Canada native begged her acquaintances to shift their mattresses to another part of their room in a friendly letter that she later shared on social media.
“I think I’m finally going to leave my neighbors a note about them f–king all day every day,” Ali penned on Twittter. “I was shaking in my boots, creeping over there to put it on their step. But it had to be done.”
The note, obtained by Jam Press, reminded the noisy neighbors that the wall their apartments share is very thin, adding that Ali is often awakened in the morning, exhausted, due to their daily and nightly romps.
“I can’t do it anymore I’m losing my mind I literally can’t enter my bedroom without hearing them f–king,” she angrily added in the tweet. “They are keeping me up at night and waking me up in the morning, it’s insane.”
In her letter, she applauded her next-door friends for their “very healthy sex life” and even praised the couple’s long and enduring “stamina” — but implored them to not make her be a part of the romp, confessing that their frequent rendezvous was interrupting her beauty sleep.
As a gift, Ali left her neighbors with two Corona beers. “Please accept these beers as a peace offering or bargaining chip,” she scribed. “I was hoping they might be enough to persuade you to maybe move your bed to the other side of the room.”
Just a little while later, Ali believed that her housemates appreciated the memo and switched their bed to another side of the space.
But all hope was lost just a few hours later, as Ali heard their alarm ring at 6 a.m. the next day.
“The girl dramatically fake moaned twice SO loud at exactly 6am on the dot and now the bed is currently slamming against the wall,” Ali said about the incident in a series of follow-up tweets.
“Happy Saturday folks, don’t assume the best in people,” she sighed, adding that she initially believed that the two had moved the bed because the man’s voice sounded “much father away.”
Followers of Ali’s Twitter thread virtually guffawed over the eyebrow-raising situation, with one person writing: “If I received this note I’d stick it to my fridge.. and obviously take your request seriously and oblige, of course. But definitely keeping the trophy.”
One sympathizer lamented that Ali probably needed the beers she’d sent the couple more than they did.
However, one critic was apparently dubious of Ali’s predicament and dissed her approach, writing, “Focus on your own mental health instead of being a Karen.”