Lush laureate and obvious Leo Charles Bukowski espoused, “Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” In kind, in kink and courtesy of TikTok, we are bringing you a few new tunes to add to that most vital soundtrack
Sex and relationship expert Melissa Stone of Joy Love Dolls, the world’s leading authority on sexual exploration, adult toys and realistic sex dolls, is here to define and expand upon the top TikTok sex hacks. Stone notes that TikTok, in addition to being a national security threat, is fast replacing friend circles and therapy as the go to destination for advice, comedic relief, emotional insights and hot takes on sex.
Just as every zodiac signs has a ruling planet, a power color, an ice cream flavor, a preferred love language and a Legend of Zelda character, so too do they have a corresponding TikTok sex tip.
Carry on to learn more about the best erotic intel for you and your partner(s) and be sure to read for your sun, Mars and rising signs.
While you’re getting hot and bothered and freshly educated check out our run down of the best sex toy for your zodiac sign, the sex position for your stars and the sex gods of the zodiac.
Read on, right on, may we all get it on.
Aries folk are an impatient, impassioned lot who fill find their fire fanned by the 4 minute foreplay trend. Experts suggest setting a 4-minute timer and taking turns pleasing your partner. As Melissa Stone explains, “Four minutes of foreplay can be beneficial because it gives both partners time to become aroused and can help to reduce the risk of premature ejaculation. Additionally, it can help to build anticipation and excitement and can help partners connect emotionally and physically.” Erotic, efficient, entirely Aries.
Taurus is ruled by Venus, the planet of love and music and natives of this sign prefer to live in the pastures of pleasure. As Stone explains, “The ‘coconut challenge’ is a trend where you spell out the word ‘coconut’ with your hips while on top during sex to give your partner maximum pleasure through the power of rhythm.” Taureans are noted for their possessive tendencies so make like Megan Thee Stallion (a Taurus rising) and spell out your name instead.
Gemini is ruled by mischievous Mercury, planet of novelty, curiosity, tricks and word play. Enter the coregasm. As Stone explains, “A coregasm is an orgasm that is caused by engaging in physical activities such as crunches, yoga, or Pilates. Since these activities engage the core muscles, they can help to increase arousal and lead to a more intense orgasm. Additionally, engaging in physical activities can help to increase the connection between partners, making for a more enjoyable experience.” Ever on the track of multitasking, twins will appreciate the two birds with one stone (or bone as it were), effect of working out and getting down. Climaxes and caloric burn, here here!
Intimacy driven, moon ruled Cancer wants to be as close as possible to their partner on every level; physical, psychic, and emotional. Into going, and getting deep, Stone recommends Cancers explore ancient tantric sex techniques, “Tantric sex is a form of sexual meditation in which partners are encouraged to explore their deepest sensations during sex. Many couples practice tantric sex to feel connected to their partner on a higher level. Tantric techniques help to form a close, intimate connection either to your partner or to yourself that’s both intense and enlightened.” Singer Sting and his wife Trudie Styler have been practicing tantric sex for years and in addition to closeness and powerful climaxes, the “sacrament of tantric sex” appears to be stalling the aging process in both parties. Win, win, win.
Leo is a fixed fire sign that doesn’t shy away from passion, performance or performing passion. TikToker Nurse Ria claims that pressing down on a woman’s lower abdomen during penetrative vaginal sex can stimulate the G-spot and lead to blockbuster, Opera singer orgasms. As Stone explains, “The G-spot is located on the front wall of the vagina, applying pressure to this area from the outside of the body can help to stimulate the nerve endings and increase pleasure for the woman. Using the pad of your finger, press gently but firmly downward in a ‘come hither’ motion.”
Virgo loves a to do list, an organized outing and a plan that pleases all parties. As Stone explains, “Scheduling sex can demonstrate a commitment to your relationship, improve communication and guarantee quality time together. It can be especially beneficial for couples with busy schedules who find it hard to find the time for sex or even those that are in long-distance relationships. For long-term couples, scheduling sex can be a way to reignite the spark, particularly if you feel you both are not making time for your sexual needs.” There you go Virgo, planned penetration as a love language. Bonus: the more you schedule sex, the more, shall we say lubricated you will be by the idea of spontaneous hook ups.
Astrology 101: Your guide to the stars
Libra is the sign of partnership and people pleasing. In terms of intimacy, Libras often need to play off their partners to determine their own preferences. Non-sexual touch can be an excellent avenue for these famously indecisive lovers to find what fires them up. Stone advises, “It can be tough for Libras to know exactly what they like in the bedroom therefore incorporating activities such as hair stroking, back rubs, and hand holding can help to increase intimacy and connection between partners. It can also help to reduce performance anxiety, allowing partners to feel more relaxed and comfortable.” Libra rules the lower back so massaging this area is a great way to ease anxiety and increase libido. Furthermore, it’s a short walk from hair stroking to pony tail pulling and a brief detour from non-sexual touch to full on getting it on. Bless up, Libra!
Scorpio rules the eighth house of sex, death and secrets, as such, these folks really get off and turned on by closet kinks and clandestine confessions. Sharing sexual fantasies with a shame-free Scorpio partner, the darker the better, is a wonderful way to build heat and intimacy. Stone expounds, “Sharing sexual fantasies can help to increase arousal and pleasure, as well as create more connection between partners, it’s a fun way of spicing up a relationship and reducing boredom.” Side bar, it should come as no surprise that a Scorpio rising, ladies and gentlemen, Ludacris is the man behind the banger of all bangers about banging, “What’s Your Fantasy?”
Sagittarius rules the ninth house of higher learning and expanded horizons. The experimental sort, they maintain a ‘try anything once’ approach to life and lust.The openness of archers to new experiences makes them prime candidates for the ever improving and always expanding landscape of sex toys and dolls. Stone proclaims, “Experimenting with sex toys and dolls can help to increase sensation as well as create new and exciting experiences.” Whether for solo sessions or partner play, and be it with anal beads or zombie nurse sex dolls, this arena offers archers new frontier in freakiness, arrows up!
The practical sort with an eye ever on their bottom dollar, Capricorns will appreciate the tried and true and practically free pillow sex hack. Sea goats are natural strivers and this trick is all about elevation and elation my friends. Stone expounds, “This hack which has gained over 26 million views involves putting a pillow under the woman’s pelvis in order to increase pleasure, enabling the pelvis to be tilted up and allowing more access to the G-spot.” Minimal equipment and maximum ROI? Perfect for the zodiac’s resident hedonist spendthrift.
Aquarius rules the eleventh house of community, communion and cults, and water bearers love a code word and a secret language. As fixed air, this is a sign with something to say and an ever original style of delivery. Enter the TikTok euphemism phenom of the mascara wand, psst wand = genitalia. Stone explains, “TikTokers are using the word for something much more raunchy as a way to talk publicly albeit cryptically about their sex lives.” Hiding in plain sight, high up on the Aquarian hierarchy of needs.
Pisces is the final sign in the zodiac, the last stop before dissolving into ether and the hereafter. Apropos of this, Pisceans seek experiences that transcend the boundaries of time, space and personal limitations. Stone notes, “Engaging in activities like blindfolding, bondage, massage, and light touch can increase arousal, stimulate the senses, and heighten pleasure.” Ever the escape artists, being pushed to the limit and beyond through sensory play is a sure fire way to warm their waters.
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