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Suffolk County Police say social-media prankster Kyle Vazquez (21-years-old!) has been dumping food (eggs, baked beans, etc.) over his head inside eateries across Long Island.

Brooklyn residents thought the Dumbo Drop was last week.

So let me get this straight.

Tom Thibodeau is gone, but this Dumbo hasn’t been dropped yet.

We live to pick another day!

The Yanks host Cleveland after dropping two of three to the Dodgers.

Clarke Schmidt blanked the Halos for six innings out west, but Cleveland clobbered Clarke, scoring five runs back in April.

The Yanks scored four in four frames off the Guardians’ Luis Ortiz, and his last win was eight starts back.

Play $50 on the Yanks.

Paul Skenes pitched eight great innings, but he’d like to have one pitch back.

The one Christian Walker hit out.

Lance McCullers Jr. and the Astro pen made Pittsburgh look pitiful and Houston blanked the Pirates 3-0.

Down -296 sanguillens.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.