Buckle up!

It’s Opening Day in Minnesota and this one should be more exciting than riding in the seat next to the emergency door on a Boeing 737 MAX.

The Cleveland LaGuardias are in the Twin Cities.

Tanner Bibee made his 2024 debut at Oakland where about 6,000 A’s fans (there were more people at Flaco the Owl’s funeral) watched him surrender three runs, six hits and five walks over four forgettable frames.

The Twinkies hand the ball to Pablo Lopez who debuted with a W at K.C.

P-Lo allowed just one run over seven innings while fanning seven members of the Royal family.

Play $50 on the Twins.

The over/under line on Stitches basement flooding this year is set at 3.5.

Torrential downpours in New York City and in Baltimore as well.

The 1 p.m. start was delayed five hours. It was worth the wait.

Down 3-0 the O’s scored twice in the eighth and ninth innings and crowned the Royals 4-3.

Victory has us at +22 belangers.