A hustle here and a hustle there. Prince Harry, the Duke of Puppets, sorry, Duke of Sussex, is “devastated” and “would love a reconciliation with the Royal Family.”

Too late, Harry. Draymond Green has already won the 2025 “Hustle” Award.

The Guardians visit the Nationals and I haven’t been this excited since the Duchess of Sussex made banana pudding on her new Netflix show, “With Love, Meghan.”

Cleveland’s Luis Ortiz shut out the Twins for 6 ¹/₃ innings at home, but has given up 12 runs over 15 ²/₃ on the road.

The Nats’ Jake Irvin was phlogged for six runs at Philly, but limited the Mets to one run over 7 ¹/₃ in his most recent home start.

Play $50 on the Nats (+102, FanDuel) … With Love, Stitches.

Mets lost twice. We split.

Michael McGreevy (Who?) one-hit the Mutts for 5 ²/₃ innings.

The rotund Yohel Pozo scored the winning run. Cards 5, Mets 4. Dodged the sweep.

Austin Riley homered twice. Atlanta 4, L.A. 3.

The Duke of Stitches is down -230 clendenons.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.