“Hey Stitches, breaking news! Bill Belichick’s girlfriend just left him for Lou Holtz! Must be the southern drawl!” — Tim Crowe, New York, NY.

Wait. Hold on. Are you telling me Hoda Kotb is returning to NBC and the Brewers are playing the Guardians?

Life is good, isn’t it? Cleveland’s Ben Lively has allowed just one run over his past 11 innings.

Milwaukee’s Freddy Peralta has given up two runs over 12 innings.

Play $50 on Lively and the Guardians (+108, BetRivers).

Oh momma! The Twins’ Pablo López (four runs over six innings) brought his “B” game.

But Brooks Lee homered, the Twinkies tied the score, and DaShawn Keirsey’s hit in the extra frame won it. Twins 7, Giants 6.

Happy Mother’s Day! Minnesota has won eight straight, and our losing skid has been snapped.

Down -180 blylevens.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.