A Pennsylvania man paid a woman $300 to pee on him — then opened fire on her for stealing his wallet while he was soaking in her urine, according to a police affidavit.

David Martin Butts, 66, told cops that he paid Brittany Abosede, 34, to perform a golden shower in the bathtub of a York Days Inn around 5 a.m. on Nov 19, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun.

He claims she then stole his wallet while he was still in the trub after his kinky pay-for-spray session.

When he ran out to confront her in her car, Butts claimed he panicked when he saw her reaching under her seat to pull out “something dark.,” the documents said.

“Butts advised he didn’t recall shooting his gun, but stated he was afraid Abosede was producing a weapon,” the document states — with the soaked man claiming that he then found his wallet abandoned in the motel parking lot.

During her interview, Abosede confirmed that “Butts paid her $300 to urinate on him” — saying she then just went to her car where she was eating potato chips and watching TikTok videos when the middle-aged man ran out with the gun.

When she began to drive away, he fired the gun, striking her SUV, according to her account.

Cops found a bullet hole in the vehicle’s door frame and a 9mm cartridge casing in the parking lot, the affidavit said.

Butts had denied shooting at Abosede, but police found a 9mm handgun in his vehicle after he rolled it over 30 miles from the Days Inn a short time later, according to the document.

Butts was charged with multiple assault counts, reckless endangerment, and patronizing a prostitute.

He was released on $75,000 bond, according to the outlet.

Abosede was charged with promoting prostitution and theft and was reportedly freed on a $5,000 bond.