South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem admitted to shooting her hunting dog because he failed at getting the job done.

Let’s hope for the White Sox’s sake that she doesn’t buy the team … or have a pick in the Kentucky Derby.

The resilient Stitches pick: Resilience.

Playing two Saturday.

Good matchup in Philly.

The Giants’ Keaton Winn has won three in a row, allowing three runs over those 18 innings.

The stingier Ranger Suarez has given up one run over his last 30 innings.

Play $100 on the Phillies … and $50 on the Guardians.

Hard-luck Ben Lively hasn’t won a game yet but has surrendered just two runs over his past 10 ²/₃ innings.

The Angels’ Reid Detmers has coughed up nine runs in his last 12 frames.

Yes!

The Yanks, blanked for 8 innings and down 1-0, smacked four straight hits, Giancarlo Stanton’s double the biggest, and tamed the Tigers, 2-1.

Down -485 mintjuleps.