For all of you who identify as a father, I wish you a Happy Father’s Day!

Late run from Bode Miller for father of the year.

The Olympic Gold skier made his son run uphill after he “quit and didn’t run” for his soccer team.

Said Miller: “This isn’t about soccer. It’s about teaching your kids not to quit.”

Bode was second in the voting, however, behind President Biden, who sealed the victory after TikTok trans activists went topless to shake things up on the White House lawn.

Remember Hunter, this isn’t about stripping, it’s about teaching your kids how to tip.

Hoping the Dodgers show some pride Sunday.

Tony Gonsolin throws at the visiting Giants.

Logan Webb starts for Frisco.

Play $50 on the Dodgers.

Sing it! “Cashin’ away again in Wrigleyville.”

Justin Steele pitched five effective innings, Nico Hoerner hit a pair of doubles and the Cubs edged the Orioles, 3-2.

Win lowers our debt to -870 jimmybuffetts.