Big matchup this weekend.

No, not the XFL conference championship game between the Battlehawks and the Brahmas.

The Dodgers play the Yankees in The Bronx.

The stage is set.

The Yankees are red hot.

The Dodgers are cruising at the top of the NL West and, yes, all the interpreters are in place.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto, who would have no trouble paying the congestion fee, comes off one of his better starts.

Limited the Rockies to one run over six strong innings.

No, the Balboas are not the Bronx Bombers.

The Yanks have dialed long distance more than a phony telemarketer.

Cody Poteet made his first start since April and beat the Giants in San Francisco, but we’re taking Yamamoto and the Dodgers for $50.

The Royals rule.

Brady Singer was slightly off-key and left the game with the Guardians up 3-1.

K.C. rallied, the bullpen threw a no-hitter the rest of the way and the Royals won, 4-3.

Winner. Down -596 saberhagens.