Attention, Nassau County criminals: You are no longer allowed to wear masks to hide your identity.

Have a good weekend.

It’s Players’ Weekend.

No, Hunter Biden is not scheduled to start, and neither is the Dodgers’ Tyler Glasnow, who will be headed to the injured list with elbow tendinitis.

L.A. blew a lead in Milwaukee for us this week.

We have moved on, and they have moved on to St. Louis.

The Cards are flirting with a wild-card berth.

Andre Pallante starts Saturday.

Pallante has appeared in 21 games, has made 12 starts and has allowed nine runs in his last 15 frames.

With Glasnow out, not-as-reliable Bobby Miller may move in.

L.A. owes us one.

Be it Miller or a surprise starter, we will back the Dodgers for $50.

Paul Skenes made one mistake and watched it fly into downtown Pittsburgh.

But he picked up the win, as did the Pirates, marinating Seattle 5-3.

We win!

Down -501 stargells.