Quote of the day: “It took 3,000 years to get here.” — President Donald Trump

Sure, it took a while.

But, yes, the Knicks are ready to win another NBA title.

Aces up in Game 2 of the NLCS.

The Dodgers’ Yoshinobu Yamamoto has allowed five runs (two unearned) in this postseason.

Freddy Peralta gave up five runs as well and watched three balls leave the yard.

Stitchamoto will put $100 on L.A (-125, BetMGM).

Detroit play-by-play announcer Dan Dickerson after the Tigers were eliminated by the Mariners in a 15-inning marathon: “I don’t have to do a game … ahh f–k this game recap!”

Couldn’t agree more, Dan. We have been writing f’d up recaps since March.

But not Monday night.

Blake “Ooh That” Snell tossed a one-hitter at the bewildered Brewers for eight innings.

When Roki Sasaki allowed a run, our Columbus Day rigatoni arrabbiata started talking to us, but Blake Treinen closed the door.

Dodgers won 2-1!

Down -912 lasordas.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.