Who curses more than foul-mouthed New Yorkers?

A recent study found that New York ranks just 17th among top cursing states.

The cursed Stitches summer surge obviously improved the Big Apple’s quality of life.

You’re f–k’n welcome!

Bostonians have been cursing New Yorkers for decades, but the Celtics just won an NBA championship, and we haven’t held a f–k’n victory parade since the Giants upset the Pats in 2012.

The D’backs are at Fenway this weekend.

Zona’s Ryne Nelson has been sharp, allowing just three runs in his past 13 ²/₃ innings, and he hasn’t lost since June 26.

The Red Sox’s Brayan Bello has given up two runs in his past 12 innings, and he hasn’t rung up an “L” since June 25.

Yeah, these guys can f–k’n pitch.

Play $50 on the Red Sox.

Paul Skenes for President!

Skenes tossed a two-hitter for six innings and the Pirates blanked the Reds, 7-0.

Bryan De La Cruz’s double knocked in three runs.

Winner.

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