He’s baaack! No, not Michael “Hush Money” Cohen.

The Baltimore Orioles’ John Means.

Out with a left forearm strain, he was sent to the Norfolk Tides in their quest to “Make Means Great Again.”

Called back, he made his 2024 debut last week. It was worth the wait.

Means shut out the Reds for seven innings, scattered three hits, struck out eight, no walks.

The D’backs visit.

Ryne Nelson beat the Padres in his last start but gave up four runs on eight hits over five fragile frames.

Play $50 on the Orioles.

Bad night in Beantown.

Worse night in Stitchtown.

The Bruins were dominated by the Panthers and the Dead Sox were bitten by the Gnats 5-1.

Tanner Houck was out pitched by Patrick Corbin who waited for Stitches to pick against him to win his first game since his senior year of high school.

Then the Rockies, down 2-1 in the seventh inning, rallied to beat the Texas Strangers (these guys sure aren’t the Rangers).

Final 4-2. Down -838 petrocellis.