The Cubs are in Colorado.

Yes, this has the capabilities of being just as exciting as the MTV Music Awards.

Is Chicago good enough to make the postseason?

Did Taylor Swift sweep?

Javier Assad throws for Chicago.

J-Ass gave up one run in 5 ²/₃ innings to the Yankees at Wrigley but has issued more free passes this year (56) than Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg.

The Rockies’ Austin Gomber gave up one run in eight innings to the Bravos in Hotlanta.

It was Gomber’s best performance since he sang “Oklahoma” at his high school play.

Nevertheless, he has won once in 11 starts at homer-happy Coors Field.

Playing $50 on the Cubbies.

Quick start.

Nats built an early 3-0 lead and Mitchell Parker looked like a winner.

But they made three errors, let the Fish back in the game and Miami beat the Nots, 6-3.

Skid row.

Down -478 chetlemons.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.