Olympic tiebreaker.

The United States and China finished in a tie with 40 gold medals.

Only one fair way to determine the winner. Each country will get 60 seconds to shoot down as many spy balloons as they can. 

Those 80 medals aren’t worth their weight in gold.

Seems the winners medals are made from 92.5% silver.

In another cost cutting measure, the bronze medals are 95% copper, 4% zinc and 1% sewage water from the Seine River. 

The Cubs have won four straight and were off Sunday.

The Guardians won for us in Minnesota yesterday.

Ben Lively lost to the suddenly venomous Snakes five days ago.

Shota Imanaga hasn’t lost since June 21.

Bet $50 on the Cubs (-120, BetMGM). 

The Great Escape. Ninth inning. Guardians up 5-3.

Twins have the bases loaded and nobody out.

But like Joe Scarborough’s hair, Emmanuel Clase refused to budge, getting a K and a double play.

Jose Ramirez hit his 31st homer. Winner. Down -541 brzezinskis.