That dirty dog!

Nathan’s hot dog-eating contestant Nick Wehry has been accused of cheating after cameras caught him stealing another competitor’s empty plate to add to his total.

Up next for Nick the Quick, a position with the United States Board of Elections.

Rivalry resumed.

The Cubs visit the Cardinals.

Chicago’s Kyle Hendricks needs Nick Wehry to steal some of these totals off of his plate.

Hendricks has surrendered 53 runs in 63 innings and has lost three straight.

The Redbirds’ Sonny Gray has better digits overall but has given up eight runs in his past 9 ¹/₃ .

Taking the Cards for $50 (-190, Bet365).

Playoffs? Playoffs?! Why not?

The Mets are hotter than the weather. Didn’t break a sweat, swatting the Nats 7-0 at Citi Field. David Peterson is now 4-0.

The Mets pigpen?

Clean for three innings.

Brandon Nimmo’s bases-clearing three-run double the game-winner.

W has us at -855 tomterrifics.