


Help! Somebody help! Please! I can’t take it! Help!
Do the crime. Do the time.
Tough sentence for Shayok Mukhopadhyay, the climate change protester who glued his feet to the ground at the U.S. Open.
Shayok had his feet glued at MetLife Stadium on Sunday night and was forced to watch the Cowboys annihilate the Giants 40-0 in the driving rain.
After rehabbing with the Bowie Baysox and Norfolk Tides, the Orioles’ John Means returns after missing 17 months.
Means had Tommy John surgery and should be on a short leash against the visiting Cardinals.
Adam Wainwright goes for St. Louis.
The 42-year-old Wainwright has lost seven in a row and is stuck on 198 career wins. Rooting for the old Bird and playing the Cards for $50 (+175, Bet365).
Cubs win! Cubs win!
Yan Gomes’ ninth-inning hit plated two runs and the Cubs held on to rock the Rockies 5-4. Winner.
Down -849 dougdascenzos.