“Stitch. Whose commencement speech was better. President Trump’s or Kermit the Frog’s?” — Joe from Brooklyn.

Let’s take a look, Joe.

Trump at West Point: “I was investigated more than the late great Al Capone. Capone was a monster. A hardened criminal. I went through more investigations than Al Capone!”

Kermit at Maryland: “I know one thing. It’s important to stay connected to your loved ones, stay connected to your friends and most of all connected to your dreams.”

Even Capone would have gone with Kermit, Joe.

Cards at Orioles.

Tomoyuki Sugano throws for Baltimore.

Tomoyuki (may I call you Tom?) won for us last week.

Play $50 on the O’s (-105, Caesars Sportsbook).

Had a chance to get back into positive territory on Memorial Day.

Did the Giants tame the Tigers? Is Taylor Swift jealous of Britney Spears’ career path?

Keider Montero, shelled in his past two starts, tossed a one-hitter over five frames, and the Cats fractured Frisco, 3-1.

Loss takes us back to -88 mccoveys.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.