Breaking news.

The Webb Telescope may have detected signs of life.

It sure wasn’t pointed at this selection box.

Hoping to break out in a big way, we will play two.

The Cardinals’ Miles Mikolas is 0-2 after allowing 13 runs in 13 innings, giving up eight on the road (Fenway).

The Mets’ David Peterson has given up a more reasonable five runs over 16 ²/₃ innings.

Play $100 on the Mets … and $50 on the Nationals.

MacKenze Gore has amassed 32 strikeouts in 23 innings. Rockies rookie Chase Dollander throws for the Mountain Men.

King of Pain. I’ll always be, King of Pain. This one stings, Sting.

Down 5-3 in the eighth inning, the Reds’ Jake “Ace” Fraley hit a grand salami.

Joy in Stitchville heading into the ninth inning up 7-5. Right? Wrong!

Cal Raleigh and Randy Arozarena hit back-to-back bombs off Emilio Pagan.

Graham Ashcraft made Pagan look good when he watched four runs cross in the extra frame, and Seattle marinated the Reds 11-7.

The King of Pain is down -99 redballoons.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.