Snakes on a plane!

A pilot in South Africa called for an emergency landing when he found a snake in the cockpit.

Upon arrival, investigators said there were no Bidens, Trumps or Astros on the flight.

More snakes on a plane. The Diamondbacks slither into St. Louis to deal with the Cards.

Arizona’s Merrill Kelly (0-2, 2.93 ERA) and the Red Birds’ Jack Flaherty (1-1, 1.76 ERA) are having control issues.

Kelly, looking for his first win in his fourth start, has walked 12 in 15 innings, while Jumpin’ Jack has issued 14 free passes in 15 frames.

Flaherty won for us. Staying with the Cards for $50.

After a two-hour rain delay, the White Sox jumped out to a 4-0 lead in the first frame.

Jake Burger and Gavin Sheets homered.

It was all downhill from there.

The Orioles tied it at 4-4, and then Aaron Bummer — that’s right, Bummer — gave up three runs in the eighth as the O’s won, 8-4.

Loss has us at -40 wilburwoods.