Great minds think alike. “Donald Trump’s speech ran for one hour and 33 minutes. Talk about needing a pitch clock!” — Don Reed

“President Biden took 10 minutes to walk down the Air Force One steps. Talk about needing an escalator.”
— Joe from Brooklyn

The Brewers are at the Twins, and I haven’t been this excited since Barbora Krejcikova won Wimbledon.

The teams are evenly matched.

Milwaukee’s Aaron Civale has won two games from 17 starts while Minnesota’s Joe Ryan has six W’s from 19 starts.

Both lost prior to the break.

Civale allowed just one run over 6 ¹/₃ against the Pirates.

Ryan was shelled by the Giants for five runs over 5 ¹/₃.

Play $50 on the Brew Crew.

Say it with me: The Mets scored one run, and they won.

No, really. Mets 1, Fish 0.

Luis Severino allowed two hits over six, and the Mets’ pigpen closed the door.

Winner. Down -960 garygentrys.