Buzzer-beaters: Plenty of activity at the MLB trade deadline.

Ryan Helsley, Tyler Rogers and Cedric Mullins are Mets.

David Bednar is a Yankee. Carlos Correa is an Astro … again.

Eugenio Suárez swims with the Mariners.

Harrison Bader and Jhoan Duran are Phillies.

Merrill Kelly is a Ranger. Welcome to the Cubs, Michael Soroka.

Shane Bieber will be singing for the Blue Jays.

Seranthony “Don’t Call Me Sir” Domínguez also will have to pay tariffs in Toronto.

Steven Matz will pitch with the Green Monster at his back, and Mike Yastrzemski was royally screwed, landing with Kansas City.

The White Sox, Rockies and MSNBC didn’t acquire any new talent as they all are quite pleased with their current lineups.

Quick pick for Brewers-Nationals: $50 on Mitchell Parker and the Nats over ex-Met Jose Quintana and Milwaukee.

Thirty hits, 10 walks, 12 pitchers, 90 batters.

Three hours and 15 minutes later, the Bravos outslugged the Reds 12-11.

This slug is now down -542 vadapinsons.

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