He’s going home.

No, not Jimmy Kimmel.

The Dodgers’ Clayton Kershaw has announced he will retire at the end of this season.

No matter which side of the aisle you’re on about Kimmel, you gotta admit watching reruns of “Celebrity Family Feud” is something every American can enjoy before turning in. I mean, who’s funnier than Steve Harvey?

Brewers and Cards in St. Louis … hold on. Breaking.

Overnight ratings are in and “Celebrity Family Feud” beat both Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon.

The rookie Jacob Misiorowski is 2-2 on the road.

The seasoned Sonny Gray, a former Yankee, is 9-5 at home.

Play $50 on Gray and the Cardinals.

Mets win!

Jonah Tong (generously listed at 180 pounds but looks a couple of sandwiches short of 170) allowed one run (unearned) and fanned eight Padres over five frames.

Pete Alonso and Brandon Nimmo homered and the Mets topped the TatiChados 6-1.

Down -896 lettermans.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.