


NFL Week 1. So many questions.
Will Jalen Carter become more hospitable?
Will Jerry Jones win the “Joe Biden Where Am I” Award?
Will Jason Kelce sing “Ave Maria” at the Taylor and Travis wedding?
Will Aaron Rodgers’ me-me-me tour fly in Pittsburgh?
Will the Jets ever win another Super Bowl?

What week will Jaxson Dart tell Russell Wilson to have a seat?
Will Micah Parsons look just as menacing wearing a cheesehead?
Will President Trump attend a game in Washington wearing a Redskins hat?
Will Joe Biden attend a game in Houston and root for the Oilers?
These and more will be answered over five commercial-filled months.
The Mariners’ Luis Castillo is 0-2 in his past six starts. The Braves’ Spencer Strider is 0-4 in his past five starts. Play $50 on the Bravos.
Lengthy rain delay in The Bronx. When they finally resumed play, the Yankees clipped the Blue Jays 3-1. Winner. Down -761 donzimmers.