President Biden on Bidenomics: “Progress. Building an economy from the bottom up. Everybody’s doing well. Our plan is working. Everywhere. I know we have to do more. It’s Bidenomics in action. …

Bidenomics is just another way of saying, ‘restore the American dream.’ ”

I’ve never been more optimistic.

Stitchonomics works much the same wayJoe: Fail miserably.

Make a little progress.

Pretend the plan is working.

Remain optimistic.

The Tigers threw a combined no-no at the Blue Jays on Saturday.

Tarik Skubal pitches for the Cats Sunday.

Skubal completed his rehab assignment with the Toledo Mud Hens, and holy Toledo Mud Hens, he no-hit the A’s for four frames.

The Jays’ Chris Bassitt has allowed three runs over his past 12 innings while fanning 17.

Thinking the Jays bats wake — $50 on Toronto.

Heinous crimes.

Andrew Heaney gave up eight runs in three innings and the game was through before you could say “streak’s over.”

Nats 8, Rangers 3.

Down -1,249 rubensierras.