Congratulations to Zayd Nubani after becoming the one billionth person to ride the NYC subway system this year. MTA officials handed Nubani his gift bag filled with mugs, T-shirt, hats and a $100 value card.

He accepted but implored police to escort him home.

And Padres manager Mike Shildt is going home.

“The grind of the baseball season has taken a severe toll on me mentally, physically and emotionally.”

You go, Mike. I’ve had enough of this shildt as well.

If the Blue Jays don’t turn this ALCS around, they will be going to the same place as Nubani and Shildt.

Toronto’s Shane Bieber allowed three runs over just 2 ²/₃ innings to the Yankees.

The Mariners’ George Kirby gave up a total of three runs over two starts against the Tigers.

Play $100 on the Mariners.

Yamamoto Yoshinobu pitched a complete game, Teoscar Hernández and Max Muncy homered and the Dodgers cold-brewed Milwaukee 5-1.

Down -812 ralphbrancas.