Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

The contest promises to be exciting, with oddsmakers giving Zohran Mamdani a fifty percent chance of dying. READ MORE

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The group carried out the attack in the dead of night last week, posting the logo on sites across the world and sending Americans reeling. READ MORE

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Longtime Newsom aide Jackson Price felt things were starting to get weird after the governor handed him a rifle and asked him to aim for his earlobe. READ MORE

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According to sources, Bolton always keeps a herd of walruses nearby in case he needs to disappear. READ MORE