“We’re on our way home. We’re on our way home. We’re going home.” 

The Europeans are going home with the Ryder Cup. Malik Nabers is going home after tearing his ACL. Mayor Eric Adams is going home after ending his reelection bid.

Then there’s the Mets. The $341 million Mutts needed a win at Miami. Did they get it? Does border czar Tom Homan own a Bad Bunny album? … No baseball. 

NFL Monday. Play $50 on the Broncos (-425, ESPN BET).

Rice-A-Roni! Ben Rice, Stitches’ choice for mayor of NYC, hit a pair of homers, and the Yanks did their part by disposing of the O’s.

Final: 3-2. Alas, scoreboard watchers in The Bronx knew Uncle Ben’s two-point conversion was for naught.

The Blue Jays, with the division tiebreaker in hand, made no mistake.

Kevin Gausman struggled, but Toronto hit four homers, two off the bat of Alejandro Kirk, including a grand slamboni, and the Jays ripped the Rays 13-4. Yanks win!

Jays win! We win! Twice! Our late-season push has us at -470 oscargambles.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.